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Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."