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Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You're dragging the beat."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Victoria Beckham

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."