Goalie Groupie Pillows

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dynamite little combo

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Justice 4 Ron

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"You're dragging the beat."

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

Goal Post Ape.

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!