Goalie Groupie Mugs

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dynamite little combo

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

Justice 4 Ron

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

ABBA

The Puck Stops Here.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!