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You've made your bed...

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'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

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'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

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"You're dragging the beat."

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"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

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'Hey! - Don't you meditate when I'm talking to you!'