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CONGRESS, 'We all do a little influence peddling, but Gilhooley carries a sample case!'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

You've made your bed...

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"I learned a lot from Trump. The secret is believing your own lies."

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

Nick Cave.

ABBA

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Athena

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Eric Clapton

Team Bass

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."