Groupie At Heart Pillows

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'I'm with the band.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You remember Champ. . ."

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"You're dragging the beat."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"I learned a lot from Trump. The secret is believing your own lies."

You've made your bed...

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