Groupie Cat Pillows

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'How much did you save this year?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'I'm with the band.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

ABBA

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"She's a weiner cat."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'In space no one can hear you miaow.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Athena

Cinema nasties