Groupie Cat Gifts

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'How much did you save this year?'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I'm with the band.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

"She's a weiner cat."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

Cinema nasties

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Athena

'In space no one can hear you miaow.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'