Reading Groupie Gifts

"I identified most with the popcorn-loving protagonist who hosted a monthly book club in her home."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Nick Cave.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Meet the reader. I loved the way you read my first two books!

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Victoria Beckham

Team Bass