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"I identified most with the popcorn-loving protagonist who hosted a monthly book club in her home."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."