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"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Theatre Crowd

A day at the transgenic races

Dynamite little combo

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Medicinal plants

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

DNA doctor

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"You're dragging the beat."