Gene Genie T-Shirts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

Medicinal plants

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'I've isolated the gene that makes people vote for Clintons ? it's a mutated form of the old Kennedy gene!'

Genetically modified conscience.

"How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?"

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'Thanks for bringin up the mail, so what's new with you, Phil?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'For his research into cloning - it's the one and only...'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

A day at the transgenic races

'In a recent technological breakthrough, scientists have found the gene that enables humans to find genes. Engineers have began splicing this gene with pig DNA to create a race of lab research slaves. And now on to the weather. . .'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Gregor Mendel

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

DNA doctor

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Gene Therapy

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."