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"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Fallen Angel.

Gin-etic Engineering

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A day at the transgenic races

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Medicinal plants

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

DNA doctor

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.