Gin Geniuses T-Shirts

Our gin-inspired t-shirts combine witty design with unparalleled comfort, making them an ideal gift for anyone passionate about their gin! Wear your love for gin with pride and a smile.

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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Join me in a Martini?

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A day at the transgenic races

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You're the botanicals in my gin

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A cat pours himself a gin and tonic. mockup

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

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"Got any bathtub gin?"

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Medicinal plants

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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts." mockup

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

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'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!' mockup

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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'DNA...nature's bar code.'

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Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here. mockup

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

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'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.' mockup

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

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"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock." mockup

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

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"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech." mockup

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

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'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.' mockup

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

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'ADN'

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'Here's one I made earlier.'

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Money Tree

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"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz." mockup

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

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'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!' mockup

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

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'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.' mockup

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

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'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.' mockup

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

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DNA doctor

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Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary. mockup

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

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"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA." mockup

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

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'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.' mockup

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

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GDP and G&T.

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Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged. mockup

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

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Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration. mockup

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

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Ginspiration!

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The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs. mockup

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

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'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.' mockup

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

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Gin Geniuses T-Shirts Collection

Gin Geniuses Mugs

Looking for more gin-inspired gifts? Browse our collection of mugs and find the perfect way for a gin lover to start their day with a smile.

Gin Geniuses Pillows

Discover our witty gin-themed pillows to add humor and charm to any sofa or bed, perfect for gin lovers who like their decor just as spirited as their drinks.

Gin Geniuses Prints

Find creative gin-inspired prints to decorate their space with humor and style—an ideal gift for any dedicated gin fan.