Gin Geniuses Gifts

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Join me in a Martini?

A day at the transgenic races

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Medicinal plants

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'ADN'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

DNA doctor

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

GDP and G&T.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Ginspiration!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.