Gin Artisan Gifts

'He makes his own gin too.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Join me in a Martini?

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Luthier

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

About the potter.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Pottery Slam

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple