Gin Making Gifts

'He makes his own gin too.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

GDP and G&T.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Positive Thinking

Fallen Angel.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

Gin & Tonic.

'You've had enough.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Gin-etic Engineering

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Scariest Tactics

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'