Gin Making Pillows

'He makes his own gin too.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

GDP and G&T.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Fallen Angel.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

Gin & Tonic.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'You've had enough.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Gin-etic Engineering

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Scariest Tactics

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'