Gin Drinker Pillows

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

GDP and G&T.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Positive Thinking

'That's my spirit guide.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Gin & Tonic.

'You've had enough.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Gin-etic Engineering

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

Paradise: Collection of wine

Scariest Tactics

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'