Gin Connoisseur Pillows

"Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to pee on mine..."

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"You call this a constitution?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.