Gin Connoisseur Mugs

"Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to pee on mine..."

Join me in a Martini?

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"You call this a constitution?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Moliere

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.