Gin Enthusiast Mugs

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

G-in/G-out.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Old man with straw in gin.

'Sixteenth gin and tonic this lunch.' 'Yes, I'm taking it easy.'

Gin Palace Turn out at Church Time

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Aviation cocktail

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Ice pack for the heart.

Positive Thinking

Gin: Gout

Gin - formerly mother's ruin, now weapon of ma's destruction,

Gin & Tonic.

Employment law employee swears at the announcement of further lockdown measures.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Okay, Mildred, but take it easy on the gin."

Scariest Tactics

"I'd say pre-war gin, but let's stick to acceptable levels of ethanol in the report."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Did you know for the low price of a bottle of gin a day, you can buy me a bottle of gin a day.'

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

'I wonder who some of his presents are really for - the children, or him.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Give me something long and cold and half full of gin. How's the wife?'

Oliver Twist-of-Lemon

Mother drinking Gin before going into kid's party.

'You asked for something tall, cool and full of gin? I'll send over the wife...'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Double gin and tonic please."