Gin And Tonic Aficionado Pillows

'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

GDP and G&T.

The Coffee Tattoo

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Roller Coasters

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."