Gin And Tonic Aficionado Gifts

'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

GDP and G&T.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Coffee Tattoo

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Positive Thinking

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."