Lemonade And Gin Enthusiast Gifts

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

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Martini Lovers

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

365 Lemonade Stand

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'I need a jump!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'