Lemonade And Gin Enthusiast Gifts

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Martini Lovers

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need a jump!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'