Lemonade Stand Enthusiast Gifts

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Our dad is an oil executive.'

'Any more bright ideas?'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

Tim's marketing solutions

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'