Lemonade Stand Strategist Gifts

I thought you'd be more excited because of all the extra power the republicans have now. Those communists? If you want to see me excited, check back with me on December 7, 2037, at 6:42 AM. According to my calculations, that's when the cabal of industrialists who REALLY control the world will dispense with the pretense of "government." We'll just turn on everyone's secretly implanted compliance-chips. You calculated that? Way back when I opened my first lemonade stand. It's in my business plan u

Lemonade. A sub-optimal temperature profile and paucity of precipitation resulted in deltas within the supply-demand charts and a corresponding price adjustment --- In other words, you aren't getting any change back from your dollar!

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'We need a bailout.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

365 Lemonade Stand

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."