Lemonade Stand Gifts

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'I need a jump!'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Lemonade without borders.

Tim's marketing solutions

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'