Lemonade Stands Gifts

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Lemonade without borders.

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'I need a jump!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."