Lemonade Stand Legacy Gifts

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

Tim's marketing solutions

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

Lemonade Futures

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'We need a bailout.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'