Lemonade Stand Legacy T-Shirts

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Tim's marketing solutions

Lemonade without borders.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

'A Fucking Drink'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

Lemonade Futures

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"