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'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Our dad is an oil executive.'

'Any more bright ideas?'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

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'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"I'll have the usual."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

When life gives you lemons...

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

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Lemonade without borders.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

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'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."