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'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'A Fucking Drink'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

365 Lemonade Stand

Lemonade without borders.

'I need a jump!'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Tim's marketing solutions

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

'We need a bailout.'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Any more bright ideas?'