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'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'A Fucking Drink'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

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Lemonade without borders.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Any more bright ideas?'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'This should increase our business.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'