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'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

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'I need a jump!'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Our dad is an oil executive.'