Lemonade Stand Tycoon T-Shirts

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

"This new minimum wage thing - is it killing your business or what?"

Robot Parts $5

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'I need a jump!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

Tim's marketing solutions

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

'We need a bailout.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Any more bright ideas?'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

Minor credit cards accepted.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'