Lemonade Stand Manager T-Shirts

"Now that Trump is president I think I can receive tax benefits by keeping my business in America."

Robot Parts $5

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'I need a jump!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

Tim's marketing solutions

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'We need a bailout.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I put a lemonade stand in the driveway and a man gave me 50 bucks for your car!"

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Our dad is an oil executive.'

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.