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"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

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'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

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'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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"I'll have the usual."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

When life gives you lemons...

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'I need a jump!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

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'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'