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"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

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'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

When life gives you lemons...

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Lemonade without borders.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

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"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I need a jump!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'