
"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."