Lemonade Enthusiast Gifts

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'This should increase our business.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

'Actually, my name is Bobby. 'Jimmy's Lemonade' is an international franchise.'

'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'You must be out sourcing your labor overseas.'

'I don't actually have lemonade here. This is where I sell 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchises.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.

"Just behave yourself. This is not a saloon."

Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob, a detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

'I have a feeling the neigbors are having financial problems. Mrs Jones is down at the corner selling lemonade!'

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'When life gives you lemons make lemonade.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I make the lemonade and sell it -- Kevin just fills out the Federal forms.'

Sugar Fix.

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"The state 'Lemon Law' does not apply to me."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'I'm getting really tired of your dog doing his business on my lawn!'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'I need a jump!'

"What do you mean: 'Can I have another glass of lemonade'?... It's your round!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Lemonade Stand in the Desert