Lemonade Aficionado Gifts

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

Corporate takeover.

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

We were curbside before it was cool. Lemonade.

Historical tour of Custer's childhood

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

Boy at LEMONADE stand with no customers & girl at VINTAGE LEMONADE stand with customers.

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

"I lost my job at the lemonade stand. I got squeezed out."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Men's fragrances...

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'll have the usual."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

When life gives you lemons...

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