Lemonade Lover Gifts

When life gives you lemons...

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"I won't know the price until mom comes back from the market."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

'Rest assured that your information will not be shared. Now, where can I e-mail the receipt?'

'I blame it on a fragile economy hinging on early stages of recession.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

Lemonade Stand

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'

"There's too much water in this lemonade!"

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

How's business?

"Do you want fries with that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I need a web presence.'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Lemon-Aid. Oh, we're not selling anything. We're collecting money for endangered lemon trees!