Lemonade Connoisseur Gifts

"The tariffs on produce are killing me."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

The dark side of Halloween.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Next Round Indicator

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'll have the usual."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."