Lemon Aficionado Gifts

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Ball as water-melon.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Men's fragrances...

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'll have the usual."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I need a jump!'

365 Lemonade Stand