Lemon Bar Aficionado Gifts

"You keep giving me advice when what I need is herbal tea and lemon bars."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

365 Lemonade Stand

'I need a jump!'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Ostrich Bar

Sugar Fix.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."