Lemon Bar Aficionado Mugs

"You keep giving me advice when what I need is herbal tea and lemon bars."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Why didn't we think of that?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'I need a jump!'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

365 Lemonade Stand

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.