Lemon Enthusiast Gifts

Driving a Lemon.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Music and Lemons.

'He makes his own gin too.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Ball as water-melon.

Honey Wallah

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Think about the honey."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"