Lemonade Lover Mugs

When life gives you lemons...

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

'Rest assured that your information will not be shared. Now, where can I e-mail the receipt?'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"We'll be too big to fail!"

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

"I won't know the price until mom comes back from the market."

'I blame it on a fragile economy hinging on early stages of recession.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'

Lemonade Stand

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

How's business?

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"There's too much water in this lemonade!"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

Lemonade Stand.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'