Lemonade Aficionado Pillows

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Historical tour of Custer's childhood

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Boy at LEMONADE stand with no customers & girl at VINTAGE LEMONADE stand with customers.

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

"I lost my job at the lemonade stand. I got squeezed out."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Men's fragrances...

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Lemonade without borders.

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."