Gin And Tonic Lover Gifts

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Join me in a Martini?

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Beers

Beer Stall

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

GDP and G&T.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Positive Thinking

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Gin & Tonic.

'It's a military tattoo!'