Gin And Tonic Lover Pillows

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Join me in a Martini?

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Beers

Beer Stall

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

GDP and G&T.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'That's my spirit guide.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'It's a military tattoo!'

Gin & Tonic.

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

Gin-etic Engineering